Heresy and Usurpation

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Mon Nov 9
Hermann, 9 A.D/C.E. In the spirit of the 2000th Anniversary of Teutoberg Forest, we recognize Hermann. This event allowed Germania the only culture in Europe to remain unmarred by Roman influence, and preserved languages, customs, and heritage that stood strong since the Neolithic.

Hermann, 9 A.D/C.E.

In the spirit of the 2000th Anniversary of Teutoberg Forest, we recognize Hermann. This event allowed Germania the only culture in Europe to remain unmarred by Roman influence, and preserved languages, customs, and heritage that stood strong since the Neolithic.

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intrepidwanderer: Electron orbitals

intrepidwanderer: Electron orbitals

Dear Every Site That Paginates Articles

marco:

I’m sure you split stories like this into two pages for a good reason: to save my bandwidth. After all, the remaining 3,126 characters of the story’s body (1,530 bytes as transferred with gzip compression) would have increased the page’s total size by 0.32%.

No, I’m just yanking your chain. I know you’re double-charging your advertisers for the same story by artificially inflating your pageview count. It’s just like the old auto-frame-refresh trick, but this one’s better because most of the ad networks haven’t banned it yet. That’s their problem, right? Why should you leave money on the table? You’re a business.

But it doesn’t really work as well as you had hoped because only a tiny percentage of viewers will actually read page two. You know that, but you don’t care, because you won’t give up a chance to make a few extra cents. Who cares if it annoys the crap out of that tiny slice of your audience? Who are they, anyway? The people who actually read your content thoroughly instead of skimming the headline and moving on? That can’t possibly be your most important audience segment — they’re just the most involved and attentive. Repeat customers. You already have their “eyeballs” that you can sell to your real customers. And these dupes get their eyeballs double-counted. What a steal!

Keep up the great work, publishers.

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Sun Nov 8
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Massive Attack | Prayer for England

buddhabrot:dreamboatcourtney:citratedebetaineingrenadine:littlesundance:kidskidskids:pixelatedtexan: Home of the dwarfs - Jeanette Woitzik

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pixelatedtexan: Home of the dwarfs - Jeanette Woitzik

Sat Nov 7
…fury, which was called berserkergang, occurred not only in the heat of battle, but also during laborious work. Men who were thus seized performed things which otherwise seemed impossible for human power. This condition is said to have begun with shivering, chattering of the teeth, and chill in the body, and then the face swelled and changed its colour. With this was connected a great hot-headedness, which at last gave over into a great rage, under which they howled as wild animals, bit the edge of their shields, and cut down everything they met without discriminating between friend or foe. When this condition ceased, a great dulling of the mind and feebleness followed, which could last for one or several days. - Howard Fabing, On Going Berzerk: A Neurochemical Inquiry

…fury, which was called berserkergang, occurred not only in the heat of battle, but also during laborious work. Men who were thus seized performed things which otherwise seemed impossible for human power. This condition is said to have begun with shivering, chattering of the teeth, and chill in the body, and then the face swelled and changed its colour. With this was connected a great hot-headedness, which at last gave over into a great rage, under which they howled as wild animals, bit the edge of their shields, and cut down everything they met without discriminating between friend or foe. When this condition ceased, a great dulling of the mind and feebleness followed, which could last for one or several days.

- Howard Fabing, On Going Berzerk: A Neurochemical Inquiry

Fri Nov 6
“ Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you. Bill Hicks (via excitablehonky) (via poortaste)
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Testament | P.C.

Damn the machine, the system is corrupted
Abuse of power is everywhere
Our elected officials pass laws to ‘help’
But who is paying them off? And in the end,
we the people pay such a heavy price,
just for being alive

And if this country was really free,
We’d make paper from hemp and let our forests live
But corporate America, and its billion dollar industries
have too much power that they stand to lose.
Too much fucking money, there’s nothing we can do
but,

Take back all that we’ve lost, at any price that it costs
Our Freedom was once worth fighting for, resistance now, or nevermore

And what about the CIA?
What the fuck is their real job anyway?
Starting civil wars in third world countries,
or importing heroin from the far east?
Talk about cocaine, neither kept away
from the youth of today
Now there is nothing we can do, but

Take back all that we’ve lost, at any price that it costs
Our Freedom was once worth fighting for, resistance now, or nevermore